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I went to Mexico. Specifically, Cancun. It was fun. We got room service like three times a day. I gained about five pounds. We had a buffet for breakfast every day. There was a swim up bar in the pool. We had our own plunge pool.
I got delayed in Denver to get our passports while some of my family was in Cancun. That turned a 7 day trip to 5. We still had fun though. It was really tropical. We went to the beach every day. I got a nice tan too. It was a lot of fun.

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Why does a pirate wear camouflage underpants?

Because he wants to hide his booty!!!

Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gokomali estan bien el piaseo skenisdar hindera ba nime hoobi antomre ishala ini!
Veha ouy reve teenae a ohwle netrei uqarert repuond rerbrug nad fenchr sierf ni noe leam?
Na shalzida barez I minoost al ist morgeed ina solia bana.

Figure out which line is a word scramble and which is jibberish. First one to solve the word scramble and comment the answer wins! The winner will be announced in a new post. Good luck!!!

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